You looked better on myspace... or not.

So out of the blue today, I decided to check up on my myspace. Myspace. Remember that? Yes, that. I noticed that I had new things in my inbox waiting for me to read. And this is what it said. Btw, it was sent twice. Like I would actually respond to the first one let alone the second.

"hey whats up
my name is ragu real name is john though
i live n maryland used to live in the same state as you
i am 18 years old
i am single
i hate girls down here
if you are single messege me back :)
what you think about my looks cuz you stunning"

His profile name? "Looking for dat right girl."
Not that right girl.. DAT right girl.

Wahahhaha.
NOW I remember why I stopped coming back to this mess known as myspace.